The Unhappiest Place on Earth

•December 4, 2006 • Leave a Comment

Stuck in Orlando, I tried to escape once but it seemed to suck me into its vortex like so many others I’ve known. It’s truly like no other place I’ve lived, and I’m not saying this in way that would indicate it has a certain charm. Structurally Orlando is a mix of manufactured neighborhoods,strip malls sprawling as far as your car can drive you, and the occasional old neighborhood with a slight hint of normalcy. I have the misfortune of living in one of the shittiest parts of town, which humorously is where so many travel agencies send unsuspecting tourists to take their hard earned family vacations. I’ll try and fully explain its horribleness in future posts visually , as to better express what I’m experiencing on a daily basis.